Ryan's Blog Entry #8 06/28/2011
Top Ten Things I Hate About Summer
10. Sand in every orifice
9. Sex offender ice cream men
8. The smell of bug repellent, citronella candles, and desperation
7. Members of unidentifiable ethnic groups showering their offspring at the beach
6. Crenshaw melons (aka watermelons with more street cred)
5. Swass and swalls
4. A child at every corner…I refuse to believe I ever was one!
3. Watersports (inside and outside the bedroom)
2. Yardwork…just kidding (but I’m sure the help hates it)!
1. It shares a name with a stripper who gave me crabs
*Mia persuaded me to include the above picture (no big surprise there). The one I wanted was a more graphic depiction.