Julianna's Blog Entry #8 06/14/2011
A hearty hello to you beautiful people out there! A month ago, I posted a contest (SEE Julianna’s Blog Entry #7) that involved guessing which celebrities I was alluding to in a series of haikus. The following are the correct answers: (1) Ryan Seacrest (2) Angelina Jolie (3) Snooki (4) Mel Gibson (5) Mark Wahlberg and last, but certainly not sober, (6) Whitney Houston. Droves of intellects submitted their guesses, but there was only ONE winner: Jeb Boondock of Bumblefuck, Mississippi. I’m pleasantly surprised that pop culture has finally found its way down there! Anywhipples, your grand prize is…an Edible Arrangement! I hope you don’t mind that I made a slight substitution. Instead of the common choice of fresh fruit, I have replaced that banal option with edible undies. You will be able to feast your mouth parts on lightly used licorice, Fruit Roll-Up, and Ramen noodle intimates from my own private collection. Mmmm…yum, yum! In celebration of these novelty items actually grazing my netherworld at one point, upon arrival, select your favorite pair from the basket and wave it proudly! Which reminds me…Happy Flag Day! I am the Queen of Transitions.
Peace, love, and sparkles!