Meet Julianna Ciarlatano 03/22/2011
Greetings, good people of the Interwebs! My name is Julianna Ciarlatano, and I present to you my long-awaited intro video. Please disregard the whisperings that I was off my meds while this was being shot. I want to set the record straight and assure you all that I NEVER stray from taking my scripts. I'd love to keep writing and dispel more rumors, but unfortunately, I must go. Russian spies are eavesdropping through my radio, so I have to go turn it off and bury it in the backyard. Enjoy!
Meet Ryan Ciarlatano 03/15/2011
Hello. I’m Ryan Ciarlatano. It’s a pleasure to finally be seen. Please watch my introductory video to get a good sense of who I am. The video offers a very small glimpse into my world. To be fair, the way I am portrayed is somewhat accurate. I don’t want to blame my less than savory moments on the editing (like all those wretched reality show stars do), but I take umbrage with certain “behind the scenes” footage and the obvious Photoshop job done to an article of clothing of mine!
Anyway, I’m glad to have made your acquaintance, and I can feel your warmth and kind words emanating through my computer screen as my gardener Pedro struggles to type this message out for me. I look forward to hopefully premiering our first official webisode on April Fools’ Day. That’s what the highers-up **scoff** are telling me. Stay tuned!